SEXtember 08 Issue MiLK Magazine
The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself. (Lao-Tse)
Need a Barbie boost? The future's bright
Finally, some Barbie dolls we can relate to:
Hot flush Barbie - Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beetroot red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues.
Facial hair Barbie - As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with tweezers and magnifying mirror.
Bunion Barbie - Years of dancing in stilettos have taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone then put on her soft slippers.
Flabby arms Barbie - Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns.
Mid-life crisis Barbie - It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac.
Divorced Barbie - sells for $199.99 and comes with Ken's house, Ken's car and Ken's boat.
Recovery Barbie - Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously.

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